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Conservative Allie Of Pennsylvania Presents: "I'm The Best Musician In The Country!"

Everyone has heard it by now, Harry Reid has postponed a vote on this very belabored Health Care “reform” bill on one hand. And Nancy Polosi is bluffing… or mistakenly thinks she actually has the votes on the other. After The President’s lobotomizingly inane press conference last night neither surprise me. The whole day was sort of like watching a Three Stooges short, Moebama cranked our nose, Larry Reid closed his eyes and flinched, and Curly Joe Pelosi put her hand in front of her face to block the eye poke. I expected them, whatever the reaction was going to be to stay in that sort of limp wristed San Francisco style lock step they have been in, the two drag queen nazis. I would never have foreseen one go one way and the other go the other way, the whole thing was like watching a 10 year old boy cracking himself in the nuts with a pair of nun chucks for the first time. This 7-10 split is actually an interesting development as far as I am concerned. The intellectual vacutrix is trying to make it happen before the break because someone let her in on the secret, she knows what will happen if the Senate goes home while this hemeroid of a debate is still itching and inflamed. Reid on the other hand is going to look like the dipstick he is thinking that time will act like the Preparation X the democrats sorely need right now. There is no way they are going to let The House recess now in the middle of this. I fully expect that his mind will be changing very soon, any minute now in fact! I am actually typing very fast because I want to get this posted before it happens.

This is what Pelosi knows that Reid or the DNC hasn’t figured out yet, maybe it is her mustard yellow streak, or her ketchup red streak either way, she knows that as soon as these law makers step off their planes and they are in their home states for recess they are in for a 24 hour a day primal concrete sledge of angry red blooded Americans who have their representatives on speed dial, and bandwidth stretching clicker fingers with email accounts. We are going to have a shot at these fools every day all day for the whole August break, every phone call will be a disaster, every town hall meeting will become a war zone. There will be great patriotic scalping and finally the people walking through the middle will be flabby old lawyers and elitists and not our wallets or our constitutional rights. I would hate to see the momentum we have going today to dissipate any time soon. We have to stay lean and angry, and we can’t let American Idol or TMZ distract us this time. This, right now is our time. This is all we are going to get and we have to seize it. We have to look up and cry out to capitol Hill “No more nose cranking!” We have to be the ones with our hands in front of our noses blocking the governments eye pokes. We are not the numb-skulls!

Conservatives are for some reason at their best when we are in the minority in government, the cornered animal scenario seems to be the one that works the best for us. We need to cradle our guys and protect them right now, while we let the rest know how we feel with the great anger and vengeance we feel. The thought that the doddering fool Arlen Spector is going to go to be trying to sleep tonight thinking that he might have been able to keep his job after the next election cycle if he was just on the right side of this, thrills me and brings a smile to my face. Can you believe within this week our outcry was enough to flip Democrats! There are Democrats right now that are standing up to Curly Joe, Larry, Moebama, and the DNC. They call them “blue dogs” now, but in my experience a Democrat is a Democrat and the analogy of the gay lock step comes to mind again. I am very optimistic. Get your speed dials ready in case I am wrong!